Chuck Norris Facts

1.- Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
2.- There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
3.- Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
4.- The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
5.- There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
6.- Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
7.- The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
8.- Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
9.- Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.
10.-Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING